Friday, December 7, 2007

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

When you don't have love, it's like there's a party going on, and everybody was invited, except for you. And you just happened to be walking by that house in the rain... (sigh) "I wasn't invited to this party." But then, once you're IN love, that's like being inside that party, going "Where's my jacket? I wanna get outta here. where's my jacket? I been to this party six years and I wanna see other parties! Where's my jacket. Someone shit on the coats. I think someone shit on, about, or around the coats."
Dane Cook


Girls.. wow, what a strange and wondrous species

I have so much to say but based on my track record, you probably shouldn’t listen to any of it.
1. The game is real. Every guy knows it, every girl won’t admit it. At some point you wish the tired formula, the fakeness didn’t exist – and you could find a beautiful girl who would just love you as you are. Yes – clearly I am very single.

2. Speaking of bars - Sheer ratio wise, girls have it made. Thankfully they don’t know it.

3. A friend once told me, he wouldn’t like any girl he would meet at a bar. I see a lot of truth and good behind such a comment - even if it is doused in haterade... hahaha

Nobody wants a nice guy

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