Santa baby

Dear Santa,

I am have tried my best to be good this year. All I ask for this year, is a companion of the female persuasion. Someone funny, silly, generous, genuine and humble. I am looking for the exception. Someone non-judgemental. She should be a thinker, but not take herself too seriously. Preferably, she should look like any one of the Victoria Secrets Models.

I have a few more conditions:

She thinks I am funny and loves (or will tolerate) my love of sports.

As a child she loved Galaxy Rangers or has seen the G.I. Joe Movie - or can pretend to be interested in either.

She thinks Dane Cook and Mitch Hedberg are hilarious.

She thinks Caribbean accents are really cool.

She has a PS3.

She loves babies and puppies.

She loves to cook... naked.

She's a cuddler

She would only leave me for Will Ferrel or Chuck Norris.



No.. not really?



_________________________________________________________________
Jarryd,

Thanks for coming out.

Santa



Ok seriously.. this is the coolest cartoon opening of all time:

Galaxy Rangers