Snake

This woman was walking along and saw a snake on the ground. She thought it looked beautiful and wanted to pick it up and pet it, but she knew that she shouldn't, because snakes bite when you pick them up. So she asked the snake, "If I pick you up, will you bite me?"The snake responded, "No, of course not."Still unsure, she asked, "But you are a snake. Don't all snakes bite?"The snake responded, "Yes, but not me. I'm different."Convinced by his words, she picked him up, petted him, and he bit her. She screamed in pain as she dropped him, "WHY DID YOU BITE ME? I THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFERENT!"To which the snake calmly responded, "You knew I was a snake when you picked me up bitch, what did you expect?"

Please note, one time a girl asked me to tell her a bedtime story.

Like milk in anchorman, this is a bad choice.